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Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
'Yes, of course..''Great! I never could before!'
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Three doctors are on a duck blind and a duck flies overhead.
The general practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks
like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck,' shoots at it
but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead,
and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a
bird manual, and says, 'Hamm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking
sound, might be a duck,' he raises his gun to shoot but the duck
is well gone. A third bird flies overhead. The surgeon raises his
gun and shoots almost without looking, bring the bird down, and
turns to the pathologist and says, 'Go see if that was a duck,'
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