Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Latest SMS, Text Messages And English & Urdu Jokes Love ,

Latest SMS, Text Messages And English & Urdu Jokes Love ,



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1.>

Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?

'Yes, of course..''Great! I never could before!'

 

2.>

Three doctors are on a duck blind and a duck flies overhead. 

The general practitioner looks at it and says, 'Looks 

like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck,' shoots at it 

but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, 

and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a 

bird manual, and says, 'Hamm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking 

sound, might be a duck,' he raises his gun to shoot but the duck 

is well gone. A third bird flies overhead. The surgeon raises his 

gun and shoots almost without looking, bring the bird down, and 

turns to the pathologist and says, 'Go see if that was a duck,'





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