Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Latest Joke & Very Funny English & Urdu Joke

Latest Joke & Very Funny English & Urdu Joke

Tum japenz ho na
aik Pagal American se: 
Tum japenz ho na??? 
American: NAhi me American ho.... 

Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho??? 
American: NAhi me American ho... 

Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho 
American: Han Han me Japnez ho... 

Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..

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Latest Joke & Very Funny English & Urdu Joke

English Joke

OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties 

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance

OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted

OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part

OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted

OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history

OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver

OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures

OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate

OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world

OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay

OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest

OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan

OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty

OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
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Latest Joke & Very Funny English & Urdu Joke

Latest Joke & Very Funny English & Urdu Joke

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